Me: what are you doing today?
Howie: working
Howie: want to go eat lunch
Howie: a lunch date
Howie: :)
Me: where to?
Howie: idk
Me: does that mean you’re gonna pay for me since its a date?
Me: haha
Howie: ohhh
Howie: no
Howie: lunch meeting
Me: haha
Me: asshoe
So, it been 6 months since i moved to the OC and life has been great! I love my job, I love my roommates, I love going out and getting shitface without no one calling me sloppy, and i love the fact that i’m finally over my ex. we’re still friends but its just not gonna work.
So, on Saturday i finally decided to go on a first real date (i have not been on a date since 2005). This writer from work said he would work on my resume in exchange for me going out with him on Saturday night, so i thought why not, i’m single and FREE FOOD!! As i was getting ready for my date, i made a drink for myself (Vodka Tonic). right before i left i made another drink for the drive to the restaurant, all together a total of maybe 7 shots. I was pretty buzz when i got there so i figure i should smoke a bowl to sober me up a little (that didn’t work). during our date he bought more drinks. i’m really drunk at this point and sloppy wanted to come out but i was trying really hard to contain myself, and he said to me “man you’re a light weight” HAHA (me a light weight?? right..) and i said ” yeah, i guess i am.” After dinner he wanted me to come over to his place and check out some novels he wrote or something i forgot but i went anyways. Right when i got there we smoked another bowl and i passed out for 10 mins. I woke up because my roommate called me and told me to come home because we’re going out. I hopped up looked around, he was in the bathroom and when he came out i said “bye” and run out of the house. i don’t think i’ll be getting a call for a second date… oh well, at least i got my resume is totally pimp out! whoo hoo!
I work in an office 5 days a week and the first thing i do when i come in is sign on to my aim then i check the voicemails. like me, my friends (cilla, jaz, Howie, kat, liz, trisha) also do the same. and our conversations usually goes like this:
me: what are you doing?
friend: at work, you?
me: same
friend: i’m bored
me: me too
but this conversation went a bit different:
nic0lele: what are u doing?
howard: listening to kaskade
howard: and closing my eyes
nic0lele: hahaha
nic0lele: damn
nic0lele: i’m doing a typing test
nic0lele: and a listening to Christian music
howard: hahahh
who wants to hire me next??
Me: Go fix your bike so we can go riding
Jaz; I will, after i get some money
Me: Oh my gosh! it only cost five dollars to fix it!
Jaz: i only have 10 dollars!!
Me: thats better than me. I had to cash my $68 dollar paycheck yesterday to get something to eat, Haha
we are some brokeass Bitches but we’re living the dream (according to Theresa)
Being the psycho ex GF that i am. i was looking on my ex BF’s Facebook for the 50th time today and notice he join a group.
Until “I DO” We don’t.
Description:
Calling all rebels who have decided to stray from societal pressure and wait until marriage to have sex. Whether it be for health, emotional, moral or spiritual reasons let us all unite for the common goal! If you did wait till marriage, are waiting till marriage, or have renewed the decision to wait until marriage because of hard lessons learned, let us join together.
I’m dying at 8 months! FML
what would be consider a psycho ex girlfriend?
knowing your ex’s bank account password?
the gate code to his house?
or the password to his voicemail?
umm.. thats sucks for me because I know all this information. but to him, he thinks i’m a funny psycho ex girlfriend. Maybe its because I don’t stalk him or stream outside his window in the middle of the night. Its because i can’t.. he lives in riverside. Haha the reason why he thinks I’m funny rather then scary is becuase i totally admit to being a psycho ex girlfriend. to him, and to my friends. how often do you hear one of your friend say ” hey guys, i just check pj’s voicemail and he had 5 message from his mom, good no girls are calling him” or
(phone Conversation)
me: Hey pj, what are you doing?
PJ: i’m at a basketball game with some friends
me: i hear a girl, are sitting next to her?
PJ: no, she sitting in front of me
Me: oh, is she pretty?
PJ: umm shes kinda pretty
Me: okay, don’t sit next to any girls and don’t talk to any girls. thanks!
PJ: haha you’re funny
what he doesn’t know is this is my way of winning him back HAHAHAHAHA (evil laugh) justing kidding - maybe =P
So saturday march 20,2010. me and friends decided to start drinking early because its saturday and me and my friends are total alcoholics. We started drinking at about 6:30pm at my friend Lisa’s house. at 8pm me and Liz left to Julie’s Birthday BBQ and drank even more. by 9:30pm i was pretty drunk and since i was still standing, i wanted more. so i left to los gatos with my bestfriend Mary. I’ve never partied in los gatos before but the crowd was okay, mostly fill with OMS (OLD MAN STATUS). The good thing about OMS is they usually buy u drinks haha. I don’t remember what time we left but by then i was DONE! we ended the night back at lisa’s house because my car was there and mary had to pick something up. i swear i rang the doorbell 50 times and no one would answer. then i thought to myself, the backyard door might be open! so i went to the backyard. NO, it was locked. Disappointed, i started walking back up to the front of the house and then i saw tiffany (lisa’s fatass english bulldog)come out of her doggy door. and of course me being a sloppy drunk decided to crawl through it. did i mention lisa also has 3 more annoying dogs who was barking the whole time i was trying to fit through this small ass doggy door. after 3 minutes of wiggling around i finally got in! YAY! when i walked in the house my friend troung (lisa’s boyfriend) saw me and said “how the hell did you get in here?” me “doggy dog” and i ran upstairs.
